First World Problems Part One

Being in college sort of puts life in perspective:

• Being upset about getting one sweet and sour sauce for my 10 piece chicken.  Now I'm going to have to divide and conquer.
• I missed the deadline to pick up my mail on Saturday, now I have to wait to get it in the afternoon on Monday.
• I hate the awkward moment when you are in the elevator deciding whether or not to wait for the person swiping the door to get in.
• I was late to class and my usual seat was taken.
• I need to clean my laundry and all the washer and dryers are taken in the North tower.  I'm too lazy to walk to the South tower with my full hamper.  
• My mouth hurts from laughing too much.
• I can't eat lunch today because I ate too much for breakfast.
• I didn't use all my meal swipes for the week.
• I lay sideways on my bed and the auto rotate activated on my phone.  Now I have to lay awkwardly to make it stand up right. 
• I had a pop quiz in my class and my professor asked what the first paragraph was about.  I should have skimmed it.
• I want to buy something from a vending machine but I only have $20 bills.
• I'm in the car and was excited to sing along to my favorite song, until it's in Spanish.
• I didn't check "keep me signed in" so now I have to type all my information again.
• When I want to use the toilet and it's not flushed, so I go to the next stall instead of flushing it.
• Air bubbles under screen protectors.
• Doesn't have enough money in checking account but really wants to buy something right now so transfers money from savings account.
• Don't want to go out for the night, already took off my bra.
• Butt hurts because my desk chair is uncomfortable.
• All the marshmellows in the lucky charms are gone.

Now that I think about it, I guess some of these are personal problems.