18 Female Friendship Truths, As Told By "Bridesmaid"

My friend showed me this Buzzfeed that I believe any female will appreciate.  This is so hilarious and I haven't laughed so hard in a while.  This was very well needed and if you ever need a laugh then CLICK HERE to see the article!  Here's one from the post, enjoy!

If your friend hates someone, you will automatically hate them too - and not know exactly why.

Do You Ever Wonder... (Warning: This is a really awkward post)

I'm going to take a study break and begin to pose questions and thoughts that I hope many people share.

So when I go to the bathroom I always get this relief when no one is in there.  That means I don't have to worry about anyone "criticizing" me and I can take my sweet old time without pressure.  I hate it when there is one other person in the stall because it's so damn quiet and all you can hear is personal business going on.  Especially when you and the other person exit the stall at the same time.  So I try to wait until the person leaves, but sometimes that doesn't work because some people just pee like race horses.  And it gets better, us girls need to fix our hair, check our makeup, check for zits, contemplate whether or not you're going to pop the zit, read our texts, fix our hair, oh and check our makeup.  With all those, the other person is going to be in there longer and I can only "hold" for so long.  So what's the best solution when things aren't going as I planned?  I pretty much express myself the most when someone flushes-You know, it's go time- so take that however you'd like.

Here's another one.  For some reason when I go on the elevator I have this sudden urge to pee.  It's as if I've been conditioned to start "building up" every time I hear a ring for each floor the elevator passes.  So I make this awkward "oh-shit-don't-piss-your-pants" dance in order to cope my uncomfortable feeling.  Not only that but inconveniently there would be people in it when I have to fart, badly.  One time I ripped it when nobody was in the elevator and as I walked out of the doors, someone was walking in for a surprise, and I ran out of those doors like no other.  Later that day I saw that person again in the elevator and I just grinned.  Let's be honest we all have those moments...to some extent.

Now that I think about it, this post is extremely weird.  But, what's new?  Because of this, you won't see going to the bathroom the same.  Or me.  Awkward.  

Enjoy your day, at least it's going better than these people!

Summer is about to be here.  Fight strong!  

I live in one of the most bipolar states known to man

Dear Colorado,
  Why are you snowing?  It is May.  Last time I remembered, April showers were suppose to bring May flowers, not snow hours.  Go home Colorado, you're drunk.

Love,
  Erica.  Well mostly everybody here.